I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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