I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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