but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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