Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He has the fingertips of a God
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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