Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
it hurts more in the daytime
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
