What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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