Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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