Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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