you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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