I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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