Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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