What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Randomize
