and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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