I must be too annoying 4 u.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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