Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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