I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Randomize
