But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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