Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Let's get the cat blown out
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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