I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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