We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He better not be in your backpack
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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