I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
All I want is dick and wine.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
