There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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