Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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