i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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