I feel like abortions should bother me more
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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