How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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