I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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