How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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