FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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