Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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