If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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