I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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