# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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