just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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