We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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