Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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