Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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