do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that's an acceptable place to lick
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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