We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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