Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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