please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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