Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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