i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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