Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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