I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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