She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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