That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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