She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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