i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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