Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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